Watch ya chips!
Just when you thought you were safe to sit down and eat your lunch in peace and quiet, you're besieged by a couple of fine featured hungry gutted seagulls. They're kind of cute but it's a bit off putting that they're SO BIG......
These birds have traveled all the way from London, through Europe, Asia and Australia and have eaten at the finest tennis matches, picnics, food courts and outside dining areas in the world.
Have them land at your event.
Be warned.....they have the manners of birds.